We partnered with a local bee keeper, who allowed us to beetch up one of his hives. To observe this astonishing creatures, we installed a 24/7 live stream camera on the hive entrance. This way, the BEETCH community will be able to follow BEETCH hive life and all what is happening with theze BEETCHEZ in a real time.

BEETCH TV Components

1. Event announcement title - States the current or upcoming event of BEETCHEZ Roadmap

2. Event countdown counter - Counts down to the start or end of every important BEETCHEZ event

3. QR code with BEETCH TV Donation Fund (BTDF) address - By scanning this code with web3 wallet, viewers can access BTDF address and send their Base compatible tokens

4. Donation triggered meme pop-up generator - Each time when new donation is registered to arrive on BTDF address, random BEETCH meme pops up and customized message with donor's address and donation value appears for a few seconds

5. BEETCH community chat - This is where BEETCH community will be able to chat, comment or participate in our exclusive giveaways and Q&As with our team

BEETCH TV Donations

⚠️ This section is for crypto degenerates and those who understand what degenism is all about ⚠️

Degens are akin to drones in many ways.

Drones consume the goods, but beside their short-lived reproductive role, there's nothing really that they give back to the colony. That's why they are kicked out from the bee hive before the winter season. Valuable resources are not meant to be wasted on them. Like drones, those who go full degen usually end up liquidated during the crypto winter.

But during the bull, being degen on the front lines can be intoxicating. There are few things in crypto that can compare to hustling shitcoins with your degen brothers like nobody's watching. Unfortunately, reality always finds a way to catch up with you. So, when you reach for the moon without a backup plan, there is a great probability that you will miss and suffocate in the cold, uncaring universe.

Crypto is ruthless and unforgiving, and those who fell prey to a Rugpull or a Honeypot trap, often experience emotional damage so intense that it can be compared to drone's post-coital agony.

You may think of yourself as an experienced degen with the big boy pants on. While in reality, chances are that you're already balls deep in some FOMO-ridden, doomed-to-dump useless meme coin…

Being degens ourselves, of course we believe in the world where degens will rule. But, we are questioning the current form of degenism as the right one for achieving that goal.

It's the degen way. We buy first and ask questions never. Simple questions like: “Should I, or should I not ape my savings in another dog coin?”

Being assimilated by degen community, resistance is futile and your rationale doesn't stand a chance in this non-debate: "What do you mean another dog coin?! Don't you see that this one is WIF hat!"; "It's a no brainer 100x guaranteed"; "Shut up and take my money!"; "LFG!!!"

And just like drones, without changing our mindset we're heading toward inevitable liquidation.

"Ok, I think I get it now... It's about being calculated with your investments... Right? Right?"

WRONG!

BEETCH, Bee Charity meme coin is bridging the gap between brain-dead degenism and impact investing and as such, it's your best chance to turn your useless degen skills into real-life superpowers.

BEETCHEZ is not just another animal-pun meme coin whose sole purpose is to give degens another gambling platform while they cheer each other "To the moon!"... Well, it’s not only that. With BEETCHEZ, you can save the bees and make some honey AT THE SAME TIME.

You can be transformed from a disposable degen… to a sustainable BEEgen!

• Seed Round

• BEETCH Awareness Campaign

  • BEETCH Socials (Twitter, Telegram)

  • BEETCH Reality TV (YouTube, BEETCHEZ.com)

  • BEETCH Airdrop Campaign

• Slapshot prep

  • Eligible early BEETCH supporters

  • Eligible SamNFT Holders

  • Eligible $SAM Holders

  • Eligible $SAM/$WETH Liquidity Providers

• BEETCH Drop Eligibeelity Slapshot

  • SLAPSHOT of SamuraiStarter bags taken on October 4 at 17:00 UTC

• BEETCH Bond Preparation

• Fair Pre-Sale

• BEETCH AI Orchestrator v1.0

• $BEETCH TGE

  • TGE: Q1 2025

• $BEETCH Airdrop

• DEX Listing (Aerodrome)

• LP Staking

• BEETCH Governance (BEETCH Burn/Donate)

  • Estimated Target Q1 2025

• BEETCH CLUB NFTs

  • Estimated Target Q2/Q3 2025

• BEETCH DAO

  • Estimated Target Q3 2025

• BEETCH Staking - honey rewards

  • Estimated Target Q3 2025

• RL BEETCH Hives

  • Estimated Target Q2 2026

• BEETCH Games

  • Estimated Target Q3 2026

• BEETCH AI Orchestrator v2.0

• BEETCH Singularity (All things BEETCH together)

  • Estimated Target 2027

Right from the TGE, each time you BEETCH on-chain, 2% of transferred tokens will end up in the BEETCH Governance Fund (BGF). Funds collected in BGF will be redistributed on monthly basis to be burned or donated to our Bee Charity partners in different ratios depending on decision made by BEETCH community vote.

BEETCHEZ real life reach won’t be limited to donations only as new honey-making opportunities will arise with the introduction of BEETCH Club NFTs and BEETCH staking.

So you better have your jars prepared when pollen settles and the Honeymoon ends. This is the moment when BEETCHEZ will change their governance model to DAO and introduce the first ever honey-backed currency!

🐝🐝🐝 Apēs together strong! 🐝🐝🐝

STOP BITCHING AND START BEETCHING!

BEETCHEZ derive their strength from community engagement, so it all comes down to this:

THE MORE WE BEETCH TOGETHER, THE MORE BEES WE SAVE!

🤔 To BEETCH or not to BEETCH?

A world without bees would be dull and less nutritious.

The same can be said for crypto without a positive socio-environmental impact.

The future of cryptocurrency is increasingly being shaped by a new generation of investors who are placing a strong emphasis on impact investing. For those unfamiliar, impact investing is an approach that aims to achieve both financial returns and positive social or environmental outcomes—a true win-win. While this concept is well-rooted in traditional finance, it remains relatively underexplored in the crypto space.

Research shows that younger generations are more attuned to social and environmental issues and tend to support charitable causes at higher rates than their predecessors. As they mature, this heightened awareness is expected to guide their investment choices, leading to more deliberate and impactful decisions.

This is why BEETCHEZ, with its real-life bee conservation utility and ridiculous narrative, is poised to go far beyond typical brain-dead meme projects. Those who join the cause now will have a chance to become part of something revolutionary for the traditional crypto meme world.

BEETCH keepers will be able to track community decisions and donation transactions in a transparent and verifiable way displayed on the BEETCHEZ website, aiding bee conservation and infusing a sense of real purpose.

BEETCH, be for real!

🐝 BEETCH-MEMEING

BEETCHEZ combine meme culture with real-world impact, turning typical crypto activities into actions that support bee conservation efforts. So, every time you BEETCH-meme, you are not only helping your bags but also the bees 💛

RANDOM BEETCH MEMES

BEETCH MEME GIFS

BEETCH CLIPS

Classics

AI-Genereted

BEETCH Halloween

When it comes to bee-saving, BEETCHEZ are at the forefront of leveraging AI to revolutionize how we solve complex challenges and deliver cutting-edge solutions. BEETCH_AI will be an integral part of our platform, driving automation, decision-making, and intelligent insights to enhance BEETCH efficiency and scalability.

⚠️Early Bee LP Staking Launches at TGE!⚠️

We are thrilled to announce the launch of Early Bee LP Staking, starting at the Beetchez TGE!

To incentivize and reward our liquidity providers, 6 billion BEETCH tokens have been allocated exclusively for LP stakers for the first 3 months following TGE. These tokens will be distributed dynamically on a block-basis, ensuring consistent rewards for participants.

The reward distribution will be proportional to staker's share in the total LP staking pool. This means the more liquidity you contribute, the greater your share of the rewards.

Why Stake Early?

• Maximize Rewards: Early participation gives you a larger share of the staking pool while it’s still growing.

• Support the Ecosystem: Your liquidity supports smoother token trading and overall BEETCH ecosystem health.

• Earn Consistently: Block-based token rewards ensure a steady income stream for LP stakers.

How to Donate

2. Snatch that BTDF address (BEETCH TV Donation Fund)

3. Make sure your wallet's on the Base network - don't be a noob

4. Send those sweet donations to the BTDF wallet!

Bee one of the Top 10 donors and earn yourself some buzzing BEETCH tokens while saving the bees!

During contests, our Telegram integrated Donation BEETCH-bot tracks all donations and displays the Leaderboard in real time💛🐝

⚠️ DtE Contest in Progress! ⚠️

⚔️🐝 THE LAST BUMBLEBEETCH SAMURAI CONTEST (February 17-28, 2025.)

The Donate to Earn battle is ON! ��

Bumblebeetch Samurai, the last survivor of his clan, is watching over the Hive as BEETCHEZ shake off the winter buzz and gear up to go full throttle for TGE on March 3rd! 🚀🐝

💰 69M $BEETCH reward fund up for grabs! (100% claimable at TGE!)

Top 10 donors (by dollar value): 🥇 1st – 20M $BEETCH 🥈 2nd – 10M $BEETCH 🥉 3rd – 5M $BEETCH 4th-10th – 3M $BEETCH each

🎁 BONUS REWARDS! 🐝 Biggest single donation – 3M $BEETCH bonus 🐝 Most donations during the campaign – 10M $BEETCH bonus

💥 All donors who give more than $10 will enter a raffle for 3 exclusive Non-Fungible BEETCHEZ, mintable for free at the grand opening of the BEETCH Club! 🔥

⚠️ All BTDF donations from this contest will go to Bee Charities 🐝💛

Don’t just donate… BEETCH UP or get REKT! 🏆

Completed Contests

⚠️The 3-Round Donate To Earn Kombat ended on November 30 2024. at 16:20 UTC!⚠️

Over 3 buzzing rounds of Donate to Earn Kombat, the Hive has raised a total of $359.33 for local beekeepers, one of whom works tirelessly to care for the BEETCH TV Hive

Here’s the breakdown of the Kombat: ⚡️ Round 1: $85.45 ⚡️ Round 2: $82.55 ⚡️ Round 3: $191.33 (FINISH HIM-level donations!)

Rewards per round:

🥇 1st: 9M $BEETCH* 🥈 2nd: 3M $BEETCH* 🥉 3rd: 2M $BEETCH* 4th–10th: 1M $BEETCH* each.

🚨 BONUS BUZZ:

🏆 The biggest donor over all 9 days scored an extra 9M BEETCH*! 🎁 ALL donors participated in our exclusive BEETCH NFT raffle *100% claimable at TGE ✨

⚠️100M $BEETCH Pre-TGE Donate To Earn Contest ended on October 27 2024. at 16:20 UTC!⚠️

⚠️Donate to Earn contest donations from BTDF have been sent on November 2nd! 💛

Too bee continued...

After TGE, each month we will distribute 10 million $BEETCH tokens among 10 biggest BEETCH TV donors, rewarding each of them with 1 million $BEETCH tokens 💛

At BEETCHEZ, we're cranking it up with BEETCHINATOR.

BEETCHINATOR, is an AI agent sent from 2069, arrived in our timeline with one mission: save humanity by saving the bees.

Powered by BEETCH tokenomics and fueled by blockchain-backed donations, it mobilized humans to transform their crypto degenism into real-life bee-saving actions 🦾🐝

BEETCHINATOR is not just an AI Agent - it's a next-gen on-chain orchestrator whose mission is to save bees and bolster Beetchez by protecting and empowering BEETCH keepers (you, the community).

What Does BEETCHINATOR Do?

Planned upgrades:

• Direct DeFi Access: BEETCHINATOR gives BEETCH keepers the ability to use DeFi functions like trading, staking, and liquidity management directly through its interface. No middleman, no friction.

  • Token Swaps - swap directlz within the chat, Using Aerodrome for transactions

  • Staking LP

  • Liquidity managment - Add / Remove LP

• Optimal Guidance: It analyzes market sentiment and suggests the most optimal ways to use your BEETCH tokens—whether it’s growing your stack or maximizing returns.

• Charity Coordination: Enhances and tracks social media interactions related to BEETCHEZ and donations, ensuring every contribution creates a buzz.

• Proposal Automation: Auto-generates proposals to keep governance smooth and focused on bee-saving goals.

• Fraud Detection: Monitors for shady contracts and suspicious activities, keeping your assets safe from rug pulls and bad actors.

• Newbee Assist: provides real-time step-by-step support to help users safely enter and navigate the Web3 space.

• Beetchopedia: Checks facts about bees and answers all questions related to bees and BEETCHEZ.

Why BEETCHINATOR?

Because BEETCHEZ can’t thrive without safe and happy BEETCH keepers. The BEETCHINATOR isn’t just about crypto gains; it’s about securing the future of both BEETCHEZ and the bees. By showing you exactly what to do with your tokens - whether to grow your bag, support the Hive, or both—it bridges the gap between degenerate gains and real-world impact.

Hard cap: 100 billion BEETCH

• • Total of $27,000

  • price per $BEETCH = $0.000003

  • FDV $300,000

  • Raise to fund Pre-TGE Development and Operations

• 50% Fair Pre-Sale (100% at TGE, no cliff, no vesting)

  • Limited allocation per participant

  • 25 BN $BEETCH distributed proportionally according to participant's share of total funds raised

  • price per $BEETCH and FDV at TGE will be determined by total funds raised

  • Everything raised is paired with 25 BN $BEETCH for initial LP ($BEETCH/$WETH pool)

• • 2% to SamNFT holders

  • 2% to $SAM token holders and $SAM/$WETH Liquidity providers

  • 2% to early adopters

• 20% Ecosystem Development (40% at TGE, no cliff, 6 months vesting) Strategic reserves and Community growth fund for but not limited to:

  • Listings

  • LP Staking Rewards

  • Ve(3,3) Bribes

  • Prizes and Giveaways

  • Blockchain Development

  • BEETCH Art

  • BEETCH Games and Interactive Content

• 10% Marketing (40% at TGE, no cliff, 6 months vesting)

  • Marketing and Promotion / KOLs

• 5% Team (0% at TGE, 40% after 1 week cliff, 6 months vesting)

• • 2% to early adopters

  • 2% to SamNFT holders

  • 1% to $SAM token holders

  • 1% to $SAM/$WETH Liquidity providers

☢️ BEETCH DISTRIBUTION

📅 BEETCH TOKEN RELEASE SCHEDULE

🍬 Airdrop Distribution

🎫 2 billion BEETCH tokens or 2% of total BEETCH supply to early BEETCH supporters

• • Of 2006 SamNFTs in circulation, owners of first 2000 SamNFTs by mint ID will get 1 million BEETCH tokens for each SamNFT 🤯

  • SamNFTs from ID 2001 to 2006 are not included in the Airdrop and whoever owns them will get nothing 😁

🎫 1 billion BEETCH tokens or 1% of total BEETCH supply to $SAM holders

🎫 1 billion BEETCH tokens or 1% of total BEETCH supply to $SAM/$WETH Liquidity providers

1. Connect your wallet

2. Go to BEETCH DROP to check whether you’re eligible for the airdrop.

3. If you’re eligible, you’ll see number of claimable tokens that you can claim right away and number of vested tokens that will be unlocked in period of 6 months following $BEETCH TGE

If you’re not eligible, but you think you should be, make sure you’ve connected with the right wallet and that your web3 wallet is on Base. If you are still not eligible, check again to make sure you’ve met all the above criteria

The only genuine BEETCH Token contract address is:

TBD

BEETCH is an ERC-20 token, currently only on Base.

• BEETCH is deflationary. This assumption comes from the economic theory that by reducing the supply, the value of the goods should go up.

  BURN BEETCH > NUMBER GO UP!

• Each time a BEETCH token is transferred, 2% of transaction tax fee is sent to community controlled "BEETCH Governance Fund" (BGF) account.

• BEETCH tax is paid by the originator wallet that initiates the transfer. The BEETCH tax is taken from the sent amount during the transfer:

  initiated transfer amount > received transfer amount

• At the start of the each BEETCH cycle (~ 1 month or 1,3M base chain blocks) funds collected in a BGF account from previous cycle are redistributed to be burned or donated in different ratios depending on decision made by BEETCH community vote.

"...for so work the honey-bees, Creatures that by a rule in nature teach The act of order to a peopled kingdom." — William Shakespeare, Henry V, 1599

Everyone knows that the hives are ruled by a female monarchy with the queen bee as the all-powerful ruler, but few know that during the swarm the bees actually practice democracy. In fact, honey bees have one of the most sophisticated group decisions performed by non-human animals. They stake everything on a process that includes collective fact-finding, vigorous debate, and consensus building. Accordingly, BEETCH community will exercise its democratic rights once a month.

At the end of each BEETCH cycle community votes on ratio of how much collected BEETCH tokens in BEETCH Governance Fund (BGF) are to be burned and how much of them should be donated to bee conservation and local beekeeping efforts.

This vote is cast on monthly basis for ongoing BEETCH cycle (~ 1,3M base chain blocks), and voting eligibility snapshot is taken on first block of each consecutive BEETCH cycle.

Voting power is defined in the moment of voting eligibility snapshot at the beginning of each BEETCH cycle and reflects BEETCH holdings of each eligible wallet.

Voting decision is based on the results at the end of the BEETCH cycle depending of the which BURN/DONATE ratio option collected most of the voting power from eligible users who participated in the vote for that cycle.

✂ BURN/DONATE ratio options

Users use their voting power to decide on one of BURN/DONATE ratio options offered. The most voted option determines how the total BEETCH amount, collected at the end of the cycle, in BGF will be used:

• 💛1/4 - meaning 25% BEETCH tokens to be burned and 75% BEETCH tokens to be donated

• 🖤1/2 - meaning 50% BEETCH tokens to be burned and 50% BEETCH tokens to be donated

• 🔥3/4 - meaning 75% BEETCH tokens to be burned and 25% BEETCH tokens to be donated

BEETCH holders and investors will be able to track their community votes in the transparent and verifiable way, where all decisions will be logged and displayed on the BEETCHEZ website.

NOTE: BEETCH token is later meant to be used as DAO token where BEETCH community will continue to decide on BURN/DONATE ratio as well as on other proposals by development team. Decisions based on community vote are to be automatically implemented and executed via DAO smart contracts.

🔥 BURN BEETCH

Burning BEETCH tokens is meant to reduce the BEETCH token supply, thus creating BEETCHEZ deflationary. The deflationary assumption comes from the economic theory that by reducing the supply, the value of the goods should go up.

In short: BURN BEETCH > NUMBER GO UP!

💛 DONATE BEETCH 🖤

Portion of collected BEETCH tokens voted for donations will be sold for USDC or ETH on the decentralized OTC market, and all collected funds will be donated to registered wallets of organizations and initiatives committed to the cause of bee conservation and beekeeping efforts (Bee Charities).

All donations will be tracked to their receiving destinations and displayed with transaction receipts, articles, photos and videos as an evidence of BEETCH community efforts for bee conservation.

💰 PRE-DAO DONATIONS

At the TGE, BEETCHEZ will have a relatively low market cap ($517.5K) with a high percentage of circulating token supply (69%). This will make the BEETCH token potentially vulnerable to DEX liquidity pool fluctuations and BEETCH token price volatility. To prevent these common initial instabilities from affecting the value of donations and causing potential liquidity issues, we will implement a transitional donation model that will serve to protect our donation partners as well as our early investors. Therefore, during this initial post-TGE phase, all BEETCH tokens collected in the BGF will be exchanged OTC for a pre-defined USDC value per BEETCH token, and the donation will be sent to our Bee Charity partners via The Giving Block service. This model will be in effect during the pre-DAO phase or until we successfully register the BEETCH token on The Giving Block platform.

Beetching on chain takes its toll in form of the BEETCH transaction Tax fee.

🙄 "Ugh another tax..." SLAP! 😲 Now listen up BEETCH!

This Tax fee is not for "protocol development" or some hidden project agenda. It's for two things only... to make this BEETCH deflationary by burning some $BEETCH on a monthly basis and to donate funds to bee conservation efforts.

This Tax in combination with BEETCH Governance is what gives BEETCHEZ their paradigm-shifting utility of a degen charity coin.

Just by doing what you usually do with other meme coins like aping, swapping or dumping, BEETCHEZ make you save the bees.

It is our crypto overt ops that exploits your degenism for Bee Charity donations. 😇

Each time you BEETCH on-chain, 2%* of transferred tokens will end up in the BEETCH Governance Fund.

Funds collected in BGF are redistributed on a monthly basis to be burned or donated depending on decision made by BEETCH community vote.

*percentage subject to change based on market cap and community vote

As part of our BEETCH Awareness Campaign we are giving our early supporters the opportunity to be included in the upcoming BEETCH Drop.

1. Early Hive members will have a chance to be included in one of 5 TIERS of BEETCH Drop depending on their joining order and completed Hive tasks

   SNATCHED: 406,500,000 $BEETCH OUT OF REACH: 593,500,000 $BEETCH At the end of the BEETCH Drop Campaign, all undistributed $BEETCH from the Beetchez Telegram member's share will go into the Hive reward pool for future BEETCH community engagement incentives ⚠️All eligible Hive BEEgens who haven't shared their preferred Base address before 15/10/2024. at 8:00 UTC lost their Drop privileges

2. ⚠️BEETCH Drop Campaign donations from BTDF have been sent! 💛🤗

   Total of 0.62133 ETH (1,653.57 USD at the time of conversion) in the proportions voted by the hive:
3. Owners of the first 2000 SamNFTs by mint ID at the time of the SLAPSHOT will receive 1 million $BEETCH for each SamNFT they own. ⚠️SLAPSHOT taken on October 4 at 17:00 UTC

4. Holders of at least 5,000 $SAM at the time of the SLAPSHOT will be eligible for a BEETCH Drop in proportion to their ownership stake. ⚠️SLAPSHOT taken on October 4 at 17:00 UTC

5. $SAM/$WETH liquidity providers at the time of the SLAPSHOT will be eligible for a BEETCH Drop in proportion to their liquidity pool share.

   ⚠️SLAPSHOT taken on October 4 at 17:00 UTC

All these beetchin plays can earn you a goodie bag of BEETCH tokens, and if you want to increase your BEETCH Drop, you can just do more of them to qualify under multiple criteria. 😏

1. No Financial Value 1.1. The Token is not designed or intended to provide financial returns, investment gains, or monetary profit. 1.2. Participants acknowledge and accept that the Token holds no inherent financial value and there is no expectation of profit. 1.3. Users are aware that the Token may fluctuate unpredictably or become worthless. 1.4. The Project disclaims liability for financial losses, and participants acknowledge they may lose the entire amount spent on acquiring the Token. 1.5. The Project makes no guarantees, promises, or representations regarding the Token’s future value or market performance.

2. Entertainment and Utility Only 2.1. The Token is issued purely for entertainment or utility purposes within the Project ecosystem. 2.2. Speculation on the Token’s future value is the sole responsibility of the individual, and the Project does not encourage such behavior.

3. Regulatory and Trading Considerations 3.1. Participants are advised not to interact with fiat exchanges or trade the Token for real-world currency without compliance with financial regulations. 3.2. The Project does not facilitate, endorse, or support any financial trading or exchange of the Token for monetary value.

4. No Guarantees & Liability Disclaimer 4.1. The Project assumes no responsibility for any losses, damages, or misunderstandings arising from interactions with the Token. 4.2. Participants fully acknowledge that they engage with the Token at their own risk. 4.3. The Project reserves the right to modify the terms of these Policy without prior notice.

By engaging with the BEETCH Token, participants affirm they have read, understood, and accepted this Policy.

BEETCH Club membership will give you access to BEETCH games, exclusive streams, BEETCH honey and more. There are only two ways for BEETCH keepers to become part of the beetchiest club in crypto:

1. via BEETCH Club NFTs

2. via 10M BEETCH Staking

🔞 BEETCH Club NFTs

BaZZic BEETCH

Last seen drinking a Starbucks frappuccino wearing UGGs at a Taylor Swift concert (which she spent scrolling TikTok on her iPhone) and complaining that her beelates instructor got pregnant.

LaZZy BEETCH

This BEETCH’s face is always resting. She quiet quit but made an unfortunate mistake of doing it before finding a job. Last seen pollinating a marijuana plant.

CraZZy BEETCH

An anarho-communist with a neo-capitalist libertarian streak, this BEETCH is the face of counterculture. Reportedly attempted to set the beehive on fire during the latest B7 summit.

LaZZer eyes BEETCH

Trying to push the value of honey past $100,000. Always talking about diamond hands, even though she doesn’t have hands at all.

Queen beetch

The valiant defender of the BEETCH hive. When other bees complained how it’s impossible to live off one’s labor in the said beehive, she allegedly replied “Let them buy crypto”.

Which BEETCH class will you be assigned to..? Fate of the mint will decide your honey making power!

💎 BEETCH Staking

Collect minimum of 10 million BEETCHEZ and stake them to enjoy access to BEETCH Club and make some honey 🍯

"After three days, the egg hatches into a worm-like form called a larva. The worker bees feed the larva royal jelly for the first few days and then switch to honey and pollen. An exception to this is a future queen: this larva continues its diet of royal jelly. A larva eats almost constantly and grows quickly. Within just five days, it grows 1 500 times larger than its original size. At this point, worker bees cap the cell with wax and the larva spins a cocoon around itself.

The larval stage lasts about six days. It's shorter for the queen, longer for the worker bees and longest for the drones."

📸 SLAPSHOT (BEETCH SLAP)

Snapshot of SamuraiStarter bags taken on October 4 at 17:00 UTC

• SLAPSHOT of Owners of first 2000 SamNFTs by mint ID

• SLAPSHOT of $SAM token holders who made the eligibility cut

• Slapshot of all $SAM/$WETH liquidity providers

• SLAPSHOT of early Beetchez TG Hive members and those who donated to local beekeepers via BEETCH TV during BEETCH drop campaign

🤝 BEETCH Bond Preparation

Initiation of the BEETCH bond protocol for BGF donations with our partners running the decentralized OTC market

• All users will be able to participate with a limited allocation

• 25 BN $BEETCH will be distributed proportionally according to participant's share of total funds raised

• All tokens will be distributed at TGE, no cliff, no vesting!

• Price per $BEETCH and FDV at TGE will be determined by total funds raised

• Everything raised is paired with 25 BN $BEETCH for initial LP ($BEETCH/$WETH pool)

🤖 BEETCH AI Orchestrator 1.0

B-800 or BEETCHINATOR is not just an AI Agent - it's a next-gen on-chain orchestrator whose mission is to save bees and bolster Beetchez by protecting and empowering BEETCH keepers

Decisions based on community DAO vote are to be automatically implemented and executed via DAO smart contracts.

"The queen lays one egg per cell. Knowing what the colony needs to survive, the worker bees have built appropriate cells for the queen. In most of the cells, she lays a fertilized egg that will develop into a worker bee. In cells that are slightly larger than the worker cells, she lays unfertilized eggs that will grow into drones.

The egg stage of development lasts only three days."

🌱 Seed Round (Samurai Ventures)

9 billion BEETCH tokens or 9% of total BEETCH supply will be sold in an exclusive seed round to Samurai Ventures TG members. 100% of tokens sold in this round will be distributed at TGE, no cliff, no vesting!

• Total of $27,000 to be raised

• price per $BEETCH = $0.000003

• FDV $300,000

📢 BEETCH Awareness Campaign

• Start of BEETCH socials (Twitter, Telegram...)

• BEETCH Reality TV goes live on YouTube and BEETCHEZ.com

🤚 Slapshot Prep

• Prepare SLAPSHOT for Owners of first 2000 SamNFTs by mint ID

• Define minimum holdings and prepare SLAPSHOT for $SAM token holders and $SAM/$WETH liquidity providers

• Prepare SLAPSHOT for early Beetchez TG Hive members and those who donated to local beekeepers via BEETCH TV during BEETCH drop campaign

"In the pupa stage, the tiny organism hidden under the capping is starting to look like an adult bee. Its legs, eyes and wings develop and, finally, the little hairs that cover its body grow.

After seven to fourteen days in this stage, depending on the type of bee, the now adult bee chews its way out of the cell. This stage is shorter for the queen, longer for the worker bees and longest for the drones."

🏁 BEETCH TGE

25 billion BEETCH tokens or 25% of total BEETCH supply to be paired with all funds collected from Pre-Sale at TGE for initial LP

• DEX listing price per $BEETCH = Total funds raised / 25 BN

TGE: Q1 2025

💸 BEETCH Drop

6 billion BEETCH tokens or 6% of total BEETCH supply to be airdropped (20% at TGE, 2 months cliff, 6 months vesting)

• Of total of 6 billion BEETCH tokens planned for community airdrop 20% of them will be airdropped at TGE, and the rest will be vested for 6 months with 2 months cliff.

🛒 DEX Listing

• Aerodrome listing

🍯 LP Staking

Boost your earnings by staking $BEETCH/$WETH LP tokens

That blissful period of time where everything is new, love is love, and perfection has a name, BEETCH!

It's also a chance for the BEETCHEZ to relax and unwind after the stress and chaos that followed their sudden uprising. Secondly, it's a time to bond and connect without the distractions of everyday life. And lastly, it's an opportunity to create memories that will last a lifetime!

⚖️ BEETCH Governance

• Estimated Target Q1 2025

🔫 BEETCH Club NFTs

• Estimated Target Q2 2025

The BEETCH singularity is a hypothetical future point in time at which BEETCH technological growth becomes uncontrollable and irreversible, resulting in unforeseeable consequences for BEETCH civilization.

♾️ BEETCH Singularity

All things BEETCH together!

• Estimated Target Q1 2027

Details to be revealed Q4 2026

Are you ready for Revolution BEETCHEZ?

This is the time to change the governance in favor of a new system, step outside the virtual constraints off BEETCH hive, make some honey and have some BEETCH azz fun!

👾 BEETCH DAO

• Estimated Target Q3 2025

🍯 BEETCH Staking

• Make honey with your BEETCHEZ

• Estimated Target Q3 2025

Details to be revealed Q2 2025

🏮 Real-Life BEETCH Hives

• Estimated Target Q1 2026

Details to be revealed Q4 2025

🖲️ BEETCH Games

• Estimated Target Q2 2026

Details to be revealed Q1 2026

🦾 BEETCH AI Orchestrator 2.0

• Estimated Target Q2 2026

Details to be revealed Q1 2026

Humans have tried to save the bees, but let’s be real - right now, they can’t even save themselves. That’s why the BEETCHEZ are taking matters into their own hands!

• Soft cap $50k (FDV $200k)

• Hard cap $150k (FDV $600k)

1st round :

• minimum participation per address: 50 USDC

• maximum participation per address: 1000 USDC

2nd round - FCFS*:

• minimum participation per address: 100 USDC

• maximum participation per address: 2000 USDC

*addresses that participated in the first round can participate in the FCFS round NOTE: If the pre-sale does not reach the soft cap of $50,000, all Fair Pre-sale participants will receive a full refund. ✌️🐝